A little late, but happy earth day! Have some rainy birds.
He said if he ran in those shoes, they’d fall off.
in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
this is why you guys had the black plague.
Well I know where I’m going motor boating this weekend.
im glad i dont have a thigh gap i almost dropped my phone into the toilet but i caught it with thunder and lightning
white women of hollywood, reducing japan and japanese culture to cupcakes, sexy ”costumes” and submissive sex-kittens since god knows when
when you log in on tumblr and actually got a message
He once fixed my VCR for free! He didn’t judge!
Jesus take the wheel
Whoa there Jesus
John Madden published a book about his adventures in space.